Indy's sexiest winners

joeshearer from Noblesville - July 09, 2009 at 9:24 AM

She's looking at me the same way, man. Maybe you and I, in honor of Michael Jackson, should break out a new rendition of "The Girl Is Mine." But which of us is Paul McCartney and which MJ? I call dibs on Paul.

Drinky_McGee from Indianapolis - July 08, 2009 at 1:07 PM

But . . . but . . . LOOK AT THE WAY SHE'S LOOKING AT ME!!! I didn't just fall off the organic produce truck, you know. I've seen that look before, and I know exactly what it's saying. It's saying, "Take me now, Drinky. Take me on a one-way trip to Sexville. Take me like a hurricane."

joeshearer from Noblesville - July 07, 2009 at 11:28 AM

Some of the comments I made yesterday may be, how shall we say, of questionable accuracy. Except for the part about her not wanting to have sex with you. I'm pretty sure that part is right. The rest...who knows?

Drinky_McGee from Indianapolis - July 06, 2009 at 5:01 PM

Wait what? You've seen women who want to have sex with me? I need a map and a compass, please.

joeshearer from Noblesville - July 06, 2009 at 2:40 PM

Drinky, the Mississippi ain't just a river in Egypt, man. Actually it isn't in Egypt at all, so whomever thought up that expression is an idiot, because it doesn't make sense. Anyway, my point is that she doesn't look like she wants to have sex with you. I've seen women who want to have sex with you, and she doesn't look anything like them. For one, she's wearing gold. So FACE.

Drinky_McGee from Indianapolis - July 06, 2009 at 2:17 PM

That girl totally looks like she wants to have sex with me.