Jingle All the Way
Tuesday, December 20, at 11:40 p.m. ET/PT on Encore
1 shot of Jägermeister
Followed by a 2 oz shot of champagne
On a modern-day quest, daddy Ahhnold roams through a mall labyrinth to find the last Turbo Man for his bratty kid. You’ll need a double to get through this movie, which inexplicably culminates with Mr. Schwarzenegger flying through a mall by jet pack.