Cougars uncaged

fossil from gravel - September 20, 2009 at 9:39 AM

"Unless I was broke......", says it all.

Drinky_McGee from Indianapolis - September 18, 2009 at 2:47 PM

Heavens to Murgatroyd. And so the cessation of the reproductive function of the cougar's innards is a sort of IndyGo pass to Fun Town. You learn something new every day. Whether you want to or not.

AmyBartner from Indy.com - September 18, 2009 at 2:29 PM

We had to do some research on this one, Drinky, but we learned what it means: Like Madonna, a cougar is most likely post-menopausal and therefore cannot "swell," or, you know, get knocked up.

Drinky_McGee from Indianapolis - September 18, 2009 at 1:54 PM

They don't swell? What in the name of Madonna does that mean?

KeiannaRae from downtown - September 18, 2009 at 10:00 AM

I dread the day I get old enough to be called a "cougar." Lord help us all. LOL!

jstempko from Castleton - September 18, 2009 at 9:44 AM

Lucky guys - you better go for the ride - if available They don't swelll They don't tell They are as grateful as hell

Harpoon from Downtown - September 18, 2009 at 7:14 AM

Good lord...I, for one, am tired of these so-called cougars hitting on me all the time. They all think they're the cat's meow (no pun intended) when in reality they're making fools of themselves. Sure, I'll take their free drinks, but, honey, you've got as good of a chance with me as Jessica Simpson getting her dog back from that coyote...

slutmuffin from Downtown - September 17, 2009 at 8:44 AM

Oh hey there, handsome. What's a lonely boy like you doing in a crazy article like this? RAWR!

Drinky_McGee from Indianapolis - September 17, 2009 at 6:33 AM

Oh, the humanity.